men are from waffle house, women are from the olive garden

thinking today about the differences between men and women ever since john told me about this book he was reading. its called, "men are like waffles and women are like spaghetti." i don't know if women just want to think they are like noodles because they are thin or if there is some real weight (get it??) to the idea...all of this thinking about differences made me want to think of some other ways men and women are different. to be honest, i can't take credit for all of these...

A man will pay $20 for a $10 item he wants. A woman will pay $10 for a $20 item that she doesn't want.

The average man has four items in his bathroom--a toothbrush, an electric razor, a bar of soap, and a towel from the Holiday Inn. The average number of items in the typical woman's bathroom is 437. The average man is able to identify four of those items!

A woman has the last word in any argument. Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.

A woman knows all about her children. She knows about dentist appointments, best friends, favorite foods, secret fears and hopes and dreams. A man is vaguely aware of some short people living in the house.

If Emma, Suzanne, Debra and Michelle go out for lunch, they will call each other Emma, Suzanne, Debra and Michelle. But if Mike, Phil, Rob, and Jack go out for lunch, they will affectionately refer to each other as Fat Boy, Godzilla, Peanut Head and Useless.

Women love cats. Men say they love cats, but when women aren't looking, men kick cats.

And just to make sure that I offend both genders...Guys, do you know the difference between women and terrorists? Terrorists negotiate.
Ladies, do you know the difference between men and government bonds? Bonds mature.

how true....